you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
Fuck the popo
THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
I am literally both of them at the same time
I have a dog.
I have coffee.
I have tumblr
is my phone case
so every time someone calls me
i regret making this post
Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND
THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD
why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend
I love how this picture is obviously taken by someone who is hiding behind a couch