Did I help towards a fate you didn't want?
Or did I just assist you in your own willful self destruction?
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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

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departured:

ahem

This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren’t as devastated.
Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via perfect) ←

starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

lablesareforcans:

whitebeltwriter:

bi-sexual-red-panda:

jamesfrancobs:

stacerface:

pvnkslut:

I have a dog.

I have coffee.

I have tumblr 

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babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

teenage-fandoms:

221cbakerstreet:

jadeklaus:

I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND image

THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD

why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend

I love how this picture is obviously taken by someone who is hiding behind a couch